February 2011
33 posts
January 2011
53 posts
Superhero pickup lines:
Spiderman: You must be a bad girl, because my spidey senses sure are tingling south.
The Human Torch: I hope you don’t mind heat, cause I’ve got a strong urge to get my flame on.
Flash: Don’t worry, babe. I’m only quick on my feet.
The Incredible Hulk: Put me in the right mood, and I can be a beast in bed. Literally.
Iron Man: My metal suit isn’t the only reason...
When Twihards say J.K. Rowling copied Stephanie...
chatterboxrose:
i-aint-bovvered:
removable-moustache:
fancywallpaper:
all-aboard-the-klaine-train:
geniaparadox:
iclemyer:
haleylovesstarkidanddarren:
heychay:
Do these people not own a calendar?
whatthecurtains:
The internet is becoming self-aware
Watchthea-list:
commonwealth702:
juniorochoa:
CLICK THE SQUARES.
THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.
SO HAPPY
Watchtreradical:
cherruyue:
Press Play. Then click and drag the player. What the fuck.
love this
WHAT
I AM GETTING TIRED OF ALL THESE GOD RELATED...
crucio-imperio-avadakedavra:
Seriously. It’s getting tiring. Every ten minutes, this person posts something like:
“God is blessing me so much this year!”
After a minute:
“Thank you Papa Jesus for this extremely blessed day!”
Another minute passes and:
“God will never give you a challenge you cannot handle…”
Me:
FOR REAL.
Uhm, excuse me, but Robert Pattinson is beating...
theinvisibilitycloak:
vintagepaper:
I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS. REBLOG AND VOTE.
http://www.virginmedia.com/movies/awards/guy-of-the-year.php
Emma is losing too.
http://www.virginmedia.com/movies/awards/girl-of-the-year.php
when you get that awkward shiver.
crucio-imperio-avadakedavra:
oiwatchitspaceman:
halfbloodbroski:
and you’re like
THIS IS THE BIGGEST GPOY I THINK I HAVE EVER REBLOGGED
THIS HAPPENS TO ME EVERY.SINGLE.DAY
ALL THE TIME
ERRY DAY.
That person who volunteers to read and they read...
Ironically
This is a poem I wrote for my creative writing class.
Ironically
You wear thick framed glasses,
The kind that Morrissey wore,
But you have perfect vision, ironically.
It’s 90 degrees outside but,
Don’t forget to wear
Your coon-skin hat, ironically.
Your TOMS shoes make you look
Globally aware,
But you have no idea where Bosnia is, ironically.
Your clothes look dirty,...
OMG
JUST GOT A NEW FOLLOWER.
I HAVE 13 NOW.
SO FAMOUS.
