If I had small boobs, I sure as hell wouldn’t be wearing a bra.  Perhaps this thought is because of my crippling back pain from the fucking watermelons sticking out of my chest.

In 5th grade I went from flat to Cs in like a month.  I shit you not.

If I had small titties I’d be flapping those puppies around all day erry day.

We all want what we can’t have, amirite? People tell me I’m crazy for hating my DDDs. Then I sometimes let people feel how heavy they are and that changes minds very quickly.